This could be the start to the most pretentious joke in history.
But actually it was the beginning of a romantic quandary my friend found herself in and as usual, brought to the round table at ladies night after a few drinks.
“So a guy walks in to the museum where I am having a quiet Sunday with my parents and grandma, my uncle from out of town was visiting and it’s the only thing that we all can enjoy on a Sunday afternoon. So as I’m wandering around the exhibit, this tall handsome guy walks along behind me. He walks one way and I walk the other and we essentially orbit each other as we wander from painting to painting throughout the place. We never say anything- but we are clearly aware that the other person exists, and we are both alone and adorable.”
My friend is sharp, witty, funny as hell, and SHY to a fault.… Read the rest